Sunday, April 15, 2007

BAca: aNtaRa PaHAM aTAU sekadAR adanYa

ok blog, somebody who proud of being malay bagi komen( didnt i?? did i say i am not proud of being malay??) .. ahh certainly somebody didnt read the entry carefully. kesian kan. i wasnt a student before?? I WAS!!!am i not a student now?? I AM!!ok since this person is so worshiping malay sampai malay nih tak salah katanya..... ok let me buat comment balas. in malay. sebab senang, my mother-tongue katanya kan.

this is what he wrote:
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cHiLl OuT bRo

>>>ouh yeah... chill out huh. malay is very relaxed kan. takes thing slowly. sebab tuh la deb percentage never la akan achieve~when comes to academic i try not to relax.

YoUr ExPeRiEnCe Is NoThInG. mY mAlaY cLaSS At IsKl Is WoRsT. bTw Do We ReALly NeEd To HiRe A nAtIvE sPeAKeRs To Do TaLkS oN cOmMUnICaTiONs SkIll To LoCaL gRadUaTe? Is OuR tEsL oR lOcAl TeAcHerS iS iNcApLe Of DoInG sUcH jObs?


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ouh yeah my experience is nothing huh. and urs are much bigger, significant. i like the peribahasa tin kosong. sekali ketuk bunyi amat kuat sampai bunyik2 yang lain tenggelam. that best describes you.

we do not hire the 'native speaker', if and only if u read the entry carefully. we invited the teacher from england. what we seek is, not only chris can teach us english but for him to share his experience (but some supermacist malays think others' experinece are nothing kan???). like their pengalaman yang paling hebat. bila suruh cerita, hurmmm sampah. kesian kan?? aku bukan mengagungkan English ppl yeah. tapi aku nak budak2 kita at least boleh berdiri sama tinggi dgn dia. aku tak nak orang kita dipandang rendah. dont you get it, lad?? ker ko tak baca??and hopefully i dont want my student to be like you.sedey. by the way, do you drive a proton?? or a perodua?? or ride a kriss bike?? if u arent, something is really really wrong with you!

the way the english ppl communicate is different.i have learned quite a lot lad. please, i think you should attend chris's class. to have some manners bila memberi komen dan bercakap. that includes in his teaching module. we malay, nama jerk islam, tapi bila bagi komen, cakap macam tak der agama!

our english teachers?? hahhahaha i can publish a book of their incapabilities. i learned english when i studied my A-LEVEL. not when i was in the school. some are good, no question. that 'some' is just a small portion of the larger picture.

kita tak nak jadik bangsa yang syok sendrik yer. sebab tuh kita hantar student kita ke luar negeri. belajar kat sana balik then share the knowledege the culture form others. kalau nak ikutkan ur opinion tuh, kita akan jadik BANGSA SYOK SENDRIK dan BAGAI KATAK DI BAWAH TEMPURUNG.

P/S: is dengan teachers tu tak tally. single to-be ngn plural noun, u think still nothing wrong??


NoTHiNg Is WrOnG wItH oUr RaCe.I aM pRoUd To Be MaLaY . LeArNiNg Is AbOuT kNOwInG oNe MiStAkEs AnD iMPrOvEs It. I hAvE bEeN a DiFfiCuLt StUdENt BeFoRe AnD iN fAct a BiTcH.


>>>yeah nothing is wrong with our race. yeah right. sebab tuh kita kena ada quota nak masuk universiti. sebab tuh bila aku tanya kawan2 cina aku yang kerja menejer kat kilang, they relcutant nak hire malay. not only these malays tak boleh communicate dalam bahasa inggeris they cannot establish communication. MOST of them. nothing wrong?? well, why not u go and figure?? be realistic. see the statistics. i have the stats, but explaining to you is just like mencurah air ke daun keladi. MELAYU masih hebat, no??that is why we malay still need DEB kan?? that is why we need MARA to help out the usahawan yang dapat duit, first thing in mind is to kawin lagi satu and beli kereta mewah. bukan nak buat strategic planning. that is why we need tanah rizab melayu kan?? and tell me nothing is wrong with malay!! ouh please la. aku pun melayu. to a certain extent mmg banyak melayu dah achieve. tapi jgn taksub la babe. ouh anugerah naib caselor baru baru nih, lebih banyak yang 3 nama than 'bin' and 'binti'.

making no mistake isnt learning. but making a silly mistake shows u arent learning. at this age, kita tak tanya dah pasal i am i wa she is she was we will what not. at this age, kita lebih pada skill. hello, the tenses and grammar should be done years ago la babe. we arent seeking a perfect english as we arent english kan. fine. tapi kalau nak sebut simple perkataan like PLANT pun ko tak reti, tell me there is nothing wrong with these students??? i allow my students to make mistakes. but i do not allow silly and repeated mistakes.

study mana yang tak susah. kalau senang semua orang dah masuk universiti. kan?? it is up to you to be positive and to convert the difficulties to challenges. u were/are just being pessimistic. ouh i was a student. i wasnt doing well in my first semester. with GPA 3.56 in the first semester, slowly ( very malay isnt it) it climbed up and i settle graduating with 3.75 which equivalently to first class. tell me, my experience just as sampah as urs??




i GoT a FrIeNd wHo HaIlS FrOm a KaMpUNg In MeLaKa WhO gRaDuAtEd WiTh DiPloMa FrOm LocAl InStITuITiOn AnD wOrKs At A lOcAl TeLcO. hE sPeAkS aCcEnTeD EnGlIsH bUt ThE gRamMaR aNd PrOnOuCiAtIoN iS oUt .BuT tHe WoRsT pArT iS THaT hE cLaIMs NeVeR wAtCh MaLaY mOvIe Or LiStEn To MaLaY sOnG -VeRy HaNjiNg KaN!-gO fIgUrE?


>>>ouh, he isnt my fren, why on earth i should go figure him out. i thank god for not making him my fren. well he is hanjeng la kan. and only hanjeng clicks with another hanjeng.

P/S: lagu melayu ada yang best ker?? asik2 cinta. bunuh diri. cinta menonggeng. cerita melayu ada yang best ker?? nasib baik la yasmin buat cerita script english. ur fren isnt completely hanjeng la after all.

Be PeTiEnCe. LaNguAgE iS aBoUt PraCtIcE. mY mAlAy WaS bAd BeFoRe BuT i MaKe it PoInT tO UsE iT mOrE oFtEn. dOn't WaSTe MoNeY hIrInG naTiVe SpEaKeRS fOr JoB tHaT lOCaLs CaN dO bRo! MaKe A vIsIt To IsKl Or OrGaNiSe JoINt-EvEnT wItH sUch ScHoOl To OpEn Up YoUr StUdeNtS vIeW oN lAnGUaGE. pHeWs!

>>>ouh true. it is about practice. if you dont start now, u will start never. ur malay was bad?? now getting better i may assume?? (patut la dia 'paham' entry yang aku tulish). lemme ask you lad, can local english teachers teach grammar?? yes, that is why we have students who made silly mistakes describing a fren who is obviously MALE using the noun SHE.. who taught that?? me?? i am lecturing math u silly... mana ada masa nak ajar english. describing mountain as TALLEST mountain instead of HIGHEST. i taught them?? u must be an idiot to assume that. it must be the teacher in sekolah rendah la kan??? and worst part is, telling ppl MY FATHER WAS a man... he is a drag queen now???laff out loud pal!!! and tell me nothing wrong with us MALAY. and tell me which part i have to be PROUD dengan malay yang berperangai macam nih.

lemme remind you, i dont expect every malay to speak/use a perfect english. tapi kalau u are a university student, or a graduate, there is no room to make silly and simple mistakes. the attitude that u have, is a threat to the nation. kalau dibiarkan nanti ada bangun yang roboh, jalan raya yang retak, jalan berlubang, condo yang runtuh. sebab nanti these engineers cakap "well, making mistake is part of learning process. dan kami tak perlu kan kepakaran luar sebab kami feeling2 boleh buat semua. we are as HEBAT as the americans and bla bla bla". hey, come on lad, be realistic. these nations are hundreds of years ahead us.

hahahahh u are too shallow la babe. education is an investment. bukannya waste. tapi kalau duk cerita whining about my love and my love and my love it is a waste of everything la. i wonder, kalau my love tu tinggalkan kau, agak2 nya next day in newspaper ada cerita pasal orang bunuh diri kut~



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young lad, i want you to think about this yeah:

1) aku bukan anti melayu. entry aku focus pada student. aku tak sebut pun bangsa melayu in my discussion. u read it wrongly atau ko tak paham. kalau tak paham jgn berani2 nak kasik komen. itu tak professional. lain kali tanya dulu. kita orang melayu, ada adab dan sopan kan?? mana pergi hilang adab dan sopan you?? apa yang aku buat nih untuk student melayu aku. upm invites teachers from england so that budak2 nih terbuka minda. to make a self evaluation. jgn feeling sendrik. we plan to have teachers from the US, germany and few other countries. tapi bangsa kita, sudahlah tak sehebat jepun, tapi feeling2 nak rasa gah n hebat, macam you.(ewwww..)

2)kita takkan maju kalau kita asik berlingkar dan duduk di dalam kepompong yang sama. membalut diri dalam sutera ketaksuban pada bangsa. kitabukan sekadar belajar bahasa. tapi kita belajar tentang budaya. yang baik yang sesuai kita ambil sebagai pedoman. contoh?? MENEPATI MASA. dan actually dalam quran Allah dah bersumpah atas nama MASA. kalau u nak debat pasal masa, yang Allah sendiri telah bersumpah yang manusia dalam kerugian, maka i hanya boleh cakap "aku berlindung dari mereka yang fasik dan mereka yang menafikan kata kataMu".

kita kena bergaul dengan orang lain jugak. sebab itu lah Allah jadikan kita manusia berjenis jenis dan berbangsa bangsa. untuk mengajar dan belajar dai satu sama lain.

P/S: orang melayu tepati masa tak??? matilah ada student kelas i datang setengah jam leat tapi tak der pun reti nak mintak maaf. nothing is wrong kan?? salah i ker buat kelas tak ikut masa dia??

3) english sekarang nih dah jadik bahasa perantara yang amat luas. kalau bangsa kita masih lagi duk pikir macam mana nak betul kan grammar, i think orang lain dah habis baca buku kita masih sibuk duk semak kamus nak pahamkan acknowlegdement iaitu muka surat pertama. dalam engineering, we communicate frequently dengan orang luar. dan diorang tak tahu bahasa melayu. kalau u feeling2 nak bangga dengan bahasa melayu jugak, well something isnt right la kan with you.

4) learning, speaking, writing, knowing english wont make u less MALAY. aku tahu jugak cakap melayu. i can even write a cerpen yer. i am an invited columnist untuk buletin kat UPM. still my experience is nothing kan.

5) babe, setiap orang ada cerita, ada pengalaman dan ada kisah yang dikongsi. my advice is, jgn sesekali perlekehkan pengalaman orang lain. u can never have the same experience like i do. i ada kawan yang cuci toilet jerk kat udara. tapi i tak pernah perlekehkan experience dia. i cabar dia tulis dan kongsi pengalaman dia, and he did!he is melayu and i am melayu. memperlekehkan orang lain si sooo MELAYU LAMA. and melayu macam tu (to be exact, like you) patutnya sudahhhhh lama MATI. :-)

dan aku mmg berdoa, supaya orang2 yang macam kau nih tidak ada dikalangan orang melayu. sebab kau sama merbahaya dengan yahudi.

P/S: aku rasa cerita kau dalam blog tuh pun tak der hebat mana pun. nothing pun. cerita anak yang kena tinggal ngn mak bapak. cite sedey. by the way, ada ker aku suh ko baca blog aku, sampai ko nak kata aku nya experience is nothing?? ada ker aku brag?? la la la la~i am not listening

6) babe, aku skarang paham kenapa ko rasa bangsa kita tak der masalah. ye lah, macam mana kau nak nampak masalah tuh bila kau (dalam blog) lebih banyak cakap pasal "i want to die" dari ingin hidup dan merubah kehidupan ko kan. mungkin betul bangsa kita tak bermasalah, tapi yang bermasalah adalah kau. am i getting this too personal?? jgn gantung diri ala saddam yer. :-)

7) aku ini pendidik. tidak ada pendidik yang ingin menjahanam kan bangsa. dan kami tidak pernah berhasrat melahirkan insan seperti kau. yang suka memomokkan bangsa dengan cerita kehebatan yang direka reka. babe, banyak2 updatekan diri dengan membaca paper yer. kau akan tahu betapa pincangnya bangsa kita. kau belum masuk meeting jabatan dan fakulti aku. kau belum masuk lagi meeting pemilihan pelajar masuk U aku lagi. kau belum bercampur dengan student sekarang lagi.


8) bangsa kita mmg tak kurang hebatnya. kalau ko tanya orang jepun, dalam gelas yang berisi air tetapi tidak penuh, ko tanya dia apa yang dia nampak, dia akan cakap:

"aku nampak gelas yang separuh kosong"

ko faham apa maxud tuh?? dia tak cakap separuh penuh. sebab dia tak kisah pun air yang ada dalam tuh. dia lebih nampak yang kosong. bukan sebab dia negatif, tapi dia telah pun memikirkan cara, macam mana nak penuhkan gelas tuh. dengan kata lain, dia tak mudah berpuas hati.

kalau aku tak der kawan yang belajar di Jepun, aku tak mungkin akan tahu pasal ungkapan ini. dan ko rasa orang kita mampu kasi jawapan BIJAK macam nih. ko tepuk dahi kau sampai terkeluar otak pun belum tentu ada yang kasik jawapan macam nih. keyword is, BERGAUL dengan orang lain jugak. jgn syok sendrik.

i am easily offended bila orang cuba merendahkan sistem pendidikan dan pendidik serta pelajar. dan aku mmg amat tidak berminat untuk membiarkan comment tidak membina(TANG) dalam comment box aku. awassss, aku akan delete.

dan aku nak tanya ATAS CAPACITY APA KAU SURUH AKU CHILL OUT?? (kau pegang jawatan naib canselor kah??)


-cursing alot angel-

5 comments:

ADam Dryx said...

Hhahahah!! U gilergh la Abe seping oii!! bawak bebanyak bersabar... I rasa (berdasarkan u nyer posting nie) u salah baca dan salah faham apa yg dia maksudkan....

Direct translation BM ini apa yg dia nak cakap....
He said,..

"YoUr ExPeRiEnCe Is NoThInG. mY mAlaY cLaSS At IsKl Is WoRsT. bTw Do We ReALly NeEd To HiRe A nAtIvE sPeAKeRs To Do TaLkS oN cOmMUnICaTiONs SkIll To LoCaL gRadUaTe? Is OuR tEsL oR lOcAl TeAcHerS iS iNcApLe Of DoInG sUcH jObs?..."
Pengalaman you tu tak seberapa... (Kalau dibandingkan) Kelas saya kat ISKL lagilah teruk!!! Tapikan, apapun, perlu sangatkah kita menghire native speakers untuk mengajar Communication Skills kepada graduan kita?? Adakah (ini disebabkan kerana)TESL kita dan guru-guru B.Inggeris tidak mampu/berkebolehan melakukan tugas tersebut???

Hahhahaah!! To chillOut Bro pls clearify yourself.... Hehhehe!!

ADam hara chillout bro tak berkecil hati dengan komen Abe Seping nie. Spin yg ADam kenali memang suka mempotraykan diri dia dlm CyberWorld nie sebagai seorang yang sangat demanding, diffucult dan sukar difahami.. tapi if u get to know him in person, u will know how nice he can be...

To abe seping, ish!! awak ni.... saja kan suka sangat buat drama.. hahahaha!!! nanti saya suruh si Mufid Suhaimi berganding bahu ngan awak tulis skrip drama yer...?? hahahahah!!!

Spin, read again budak nie nyer komen dua tiga kali ngan intonasi yg berbeza-beza... then u will realise what he is trying to say...

And for all the commtators out there, berhati-hatilah kalau nak kasi komen... sebelum post komen tu, preview dulu baca dua tiga kali supaya apa yg ditulis tidak membawa maksud yg berbeza....

Apapun, this posting really made my day... A true reality drama everyday which keeps me thinking and thinking to be better and wiser for every moment!!!

Taraaa!!!

p/s : To both of you jangan gaduh-gaduh naaa... tak baik!! ingat, setiap perbuatan dimulakan dengan menyebut nama Allah,... "Bismillah,..."

Senyum sikit!!! *Grin!~~

ADam Dryx said...

gOSH!! sORRY... adAM tertekan "publish" button sebelum sempat preview... As a result, ada beberapa kesalahan ejaan...

Kena clarify nie,.. takut ada yg salah baca dan salah faham lak nanti....

*hara = harap
*diffucult = difficult
commtators = commentators

Encik Ayie Yang Garang said...

ahHAhahahaHah... adam thanks for the reminder~anyhow, say what u really want to say, write what u really need to convey. a single word makes such a big difference taw. example?? i give you few:

1. adam, drive me to KL (arahan sangat kan??u dah tukar kerja jadik abang taxi kah??)
2. adam, CAN u drive me to KL (polite sikit kan??tak lah terasa macam abang teksi kan??)
3. adam, COULD u PLEASE drive me to KL?? (if i were you u, i dont have the second thought to drive that person to KL~panduuuu terussss).
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orang kita amik ringan. NOTHING means completly zero. NO and THING. tapi kalau dia rephrase, "my experience is worse than urs when i was learning malay in ISKL(intitut mana tataw?? terkenalkah??)", i mmg boleh terima! the fact is, where gone the word comparison kat situ????

a good writer should have one intonation and should bring no confusion! and that is a challenge being a writer. bukan simply u have a blog, u comment sombody else's blog, nahh u claim u can write and can be a writer.. na a (gaya Naxema of To Wong Foo) dont be looking at me that way. it doesnt work that way, lad.

if you cannot deliver in english, u should have written in malay. if you still feeling2 so strong to write in english and to avoid confusion, well i suggest go and get a native-english-speaker to write/translate for you! tak gitu adam?? merendah diri dalam menuntut ilmu??kepiah please~

penulisan nih adalah karya yang kekal. apa yang tertulis boleh dinilai, tahap mentaliti seseorang. dan jangan biarkan penulisan membunuh personaliti yang dibina selam puluhan tahun dengan persepsi dan tanggapan pertama yang tidak menyenangkan.

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heip i tak gadoh lah. lagipun i tak kenal pun siapa mamat nih. ouh, well i tak minat nak kenal kut. i would rather keep the frens that i have closer than making new ones yang tah apa apa.. ley macam tuh adam?? ketwat kah bunyik?? (sambil rindu kat leemang n goddess selene Ibu Sue Sue)
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ADam Dryx said...

Spin,

TQ so much!!

You have put all the words out of my mouth!!!

So sekarang dah senang tak yah ler ADam nak tulis panjang-panjang lagi...

*Grin happilyyy!~~~

ADam Dryx said...

1. adam, drive me to KL (arahan sangat kan??u dah tukar kerja jadik abang taxi kah??)
2. adam, CAN u drive me to KL (polite sikit kan??tak lah terasa macam abang teksi kan??)
3. adam, COULD u PLEASE drive me to KL?? (if i were you u, i dont have the second thought to drive that person to KL~panduuuu terussss).
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Budi bahasa amalan kita,..

Hhahahah!!
Bila baca nie teringat kisah "jemput" dan "hantar" kita dulu ...
hahahahah!!!

Such a sweet memories,..